President Donald Trump,
You must be very happy because you cannot vote because of law but you have become our President with landslide.
I can not vote because of the law but I have become the president of the world animals.
All animals, black, white, yellow, brown, red, no color have voted for me like you.
Please let me call the Waste Management Inc. to take your documents of Mast Deportation, Tariff, Project 2025, AIPAC, National Christian, and etc. and bury them 100 feet under ground so nobody would ever see them again.
Regards
President Smart Racoon
