Smart Racoon,
Olis attempted to weigh us for his statistics class without our written permission. We believe this act constituted an unreasonable search because it involved collecting personal physical information without our consent, violating our 4th Amendment right to privacy.
Stray cats in the USA are entitled to rights as animals and beings deserving respect, reflecting our peer status as pets in households. This underscores why privacy concerns matter to us.
Our intelligence, cleanliness, and unique qualities are also valued elsewhere; in Europe, for example, cats are often considered more beloved than dogs. Such appreciation affirms our claims for respect and rights.
Regards
Stray Cats
