Black Cat,
Lone Star College Cat,
Tuxedo Cat,
IDF Sleeping Cat,
Intelligent Squirrel wants us to build a bridge between the Tree-D and our house roof because Olis trimmed the Tree-D on purpose, so squirrels will not jump to the roof from the Tree-D.
If we do not build a bridge for him, he will take us to court, and we might be deported. Honestly, the Squirrel’s legal threats are just part of his charm-let’s see how serious he really is!
We need to arrest him and deport him to Vietnam, where the government of Vietnam would educate him about suing us and building a bridge, because apparently, squirrels need legal advice too.
Regard
Smart Racoon
