{"id":5071,"date":"2024-11-02T20:20:58","date_gmt":"2024-11-02T20:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=5071"},"modified":"2024-11-02T20:21:45","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T20:21:45","slug":"usps-lost-our-exotic-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2024\/11\/02\/usps-lost-our-exotic-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"USPS lost our exotic chicken!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Cypress USPS,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We were expecting a member of our team to be delivered to us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You people left our exotic chicken in front of Bridgeland High School main building and we cannot locate him and he is lost. We lost the exotic chicken GPS signal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Can you people read at basic level or address not to make mistakes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If USPS were a real company it would be bankrupt a long time ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regards<br>Smart Racoon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"511\" height=\"291\" src=\"https:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-6.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5072\" srcset=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-6.png 511w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-6-300x171.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 511px) 100vw, 511px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cypress USPS, We were expecting a member of our team to be delivered to us. You people left our exotic&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5072,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-usps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5073,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5071\/revisions\/5073"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}