{"id":5124,"date":"2024-11-04T11:42:06","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T11:42:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=5124"},"modified":"2025-07-22T06:45:53","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T12:45:53","slug":"goad-ate-our-voting-registration-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2024\/11\/04\/goad-ate-our-voting-registration-card\/","title":{"rendered":"Goat ate our voting registration card."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Goat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You ate voting registration cards of members of our smart team because you support children and goats of Gaza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We have been paid by industrial military complex (IMVC) to vote for Biden who hurt his knee during riding bike or his bench player or replacement Harris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We lost big chunk of money from the IMC lobby group and we cannot eat fresh grass, hot dogs, and grapes for few years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We are in process of terminating and consider you a Generation Z team member and that is no OK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regards<br>Smart Racoon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"506\" height=\"285\" src=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-48.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7418\" srcset=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-48.png 506w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/image-48-300x169.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 506px) 100vw, 506px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goat, You ate voting registration cards of members of our smart team because you support children and goats of Gaza.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america","category-voting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5124"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7419,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5124\/revisions\/7419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}