{"id":5371,"date":"2024-11-11T20:34:07","date_gmt":"2024-11-11T20:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=5371"},"modified":"2025-07-19T19:59:53","modified_gmt":"2025-07-20T01:59:53","slug":"the-barber-was-either-drunk-or-blind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2024\/11\/11\/the-barber-was-either-drunk-or-blind\/","title":{"rendered":"The barber was either drunk or blind!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>World,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We took our friend to a barber shop at Mason Road Cypress Texas for curly and fluffy hair style like Olis Calculus-I classmate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It looks either the barber was drunk or blind please look at our friend and does not look like a human anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The barber has got her degree online like Olis who has got his cooking degree Online and Olis has never been in the kitchen or hold a kitchen knife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regards<br>Smart Racoon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"605\" height=\"347\" src=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Hairless-Racoon.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5372\" srcset=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Hairless-Racoon.jpg 605w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Hairless-Racoon-300x172.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>World, We took our friend to a barber shop at Mason Road Cypress Texas for curly and fluffy hair style&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5373,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5371\/revisions\/5373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}