{"id":5671,"date":"2024-11-26T00:17:39","date_gmt":"2024-11-26T06:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=5671"},"modified":"2025-07-24T10:15:41","modified_gmt":"2025-07-24T16:15:41","slug":"i-have-nominated-the-fat-racoon-in-charge-of-health-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2024\/11\/26\/i-have-nominated-the-fat-racoon-in-charge-of-health-department\/","title":{"rendered":"I have nominated the Fat Racoon in charge of health department."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>World Wild Animals,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have become the new elected president of the World Wild Animals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have nominated the Fat Racoon in charge of health department. We do not have senate like US government to approve her. If I say the Fat Racoon is nominated then she would be approved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If she does not exercise, reduce her blood sugar, cholesterol, BMI, and etc. blood test result she would be fired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She must show world animals how to be healthy, exercise 30 minutes three times per week, and do not eat unhealthy food from Racist Chick-Fil-A at Cypress Texas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All animals must learn how to reduce different stress types.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regards<br>President Smart Racoon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>World Wild Animals, I have become the new elected president of the World Wild Animals. I have nominated the Fat&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internationalism","category-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5673,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5671\/revisions\/5673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}