{"id":5693,"date":"2024-11-27T04:26:22","date_gmt":"2024-11-27T10:26:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=5693"},"modified":"2025-07-24T10:15:24","modified_gmt":"2025-07-24T16:15:24","slug":"the-chick-fil-a-fat-cat-took-our-cooked-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2024\/11\/27\/the-chick-fil-a-fat-cat-took-our-cooked-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"The Chick-Fil-A Fat Cat took our cooked Turkey!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Houston Dog,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We did not have Fat Cat in our house but this Racist Chick-Fil-A Fat Cat came to our kitchen and took our cooked turkey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joe Biden pardon Mikey Mouse Turkey was sent to Russia Kursk by mistake and Siberian Tiger did Adios Amigos on this Turkey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because of Joe Biden, his team, and American corporations have increased price of everything including Turkey (inflation) for last four years, please buy a plastic Turkey from Amazon for us to look at it in the kitchen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regards<br>President Smart Racoon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"509\" height=\"283\" src=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-81.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5694\" srcset=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-81.png 509w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-81-300x167.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 509px) 100vw, 509px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Houston Dog, We did not have Fat Cat in our house but this Racist Chick-Fil-A Fat Cat came to our&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chick-fil-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5693"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5695,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5693\/revisions\/5695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}