{"id":8386,"date":"2025-08-28T07:05:12","date_gmt":"2025-08-28T13:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=8386"},"modified":"2025-08-28T07:05:12","modified_gmt":"2025-08-28T13:05:12","slug":"ice-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2025\/08\/28\/ice-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"ICE Dogs!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Smart Racoon,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ICE Dogs are outside and barking at our house, and they want you to come outside so they can arrest you and deport you to Canada asap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regards<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Houston Dog<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"287\" src=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-64-512x287.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8387\" srcset=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-64-512x287.png 512w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-64-255x143.png 255w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/image-64.png 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smart Racoon, ICE Dogs are outside and barking at our house, and they want you to come outside so they&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8386"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8388,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8386\/revisions\/8388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}