{"id":9360,"date":"2025-12-09T02:18:28","date_gmt":"2025-12-09T08:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=9360"},"modified":"2025-12-09T02:18:28","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T08:18:28","slug":"intelligent-squirrel-wants-us-to-build-a-bridge-between-the-tree-d-and-our-house-roof-because-olis-trimmed-the-tree-d-on-purpose-so-squirrels-will-not-jump-to-the-roof-from-the-tree-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2025\/12\/09\/intelligent-squirrel-wants-us-to-build-a-bridge-between-the-tree-d-and-our-house-roof-because-olis-trimmed-the-tree-d-on-purpose-so-squirrels-will-not-jump-to-the-roof-from-the-tree-d\/","title":{"rendered":"Intelligent Squirrel wants us to build a bridge between the Tree-D and our house roof because Olis trimmed the Tree-D on purpose, so squirrels will not jump to the roof from the Tree-D."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Black Cat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lone Star College Cat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tuxedo Cat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>IDF Sleeping Cat,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intelligent Squirrel wants us to build a bridge between the Tree-D and our house roof because Olis trimmed the Tree-D on purpose, so squirrels will not jump to the roof from the Tree-D.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If we do not build a bridge for him, he will take us to court, and we might be deported. Honestly, the Squirrel&#8217;s legal threats are just part of his charm-let&#8217;s see how serious he really is!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We need to arrest him and deport him to Vietnam, where the government of Vietnam would educate him about suing us and building a bridge, because apparently, squirrels need legal advice too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regard<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Smart Racoon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"503\" height=\"430\" src=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-4.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9361\" srcset=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-4.png 503w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-4-255x218.png 255w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Black Cat, Lone Star College Cat, Tuxedo Cat, IDF Sleeping Cat, Intelligent Squirrel wants us to build a bridge between&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9362,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9360\/revisions\/9362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}