{"id":9364,"date":"2025-12-09T02:35:52","date_gmt":"2025-12-09T08:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=9364"},"modified":"2025-12-09T02:35:52","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T08:35:52","slug":"intelligent-squirrel-is-vietname","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2025\/12\/09\/intelligent-squirrel-is-vietname\/","title":{"rendered":"Intelligent Squirrel\u00a0Is Vietname!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Smart Racoon,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We arrested Intelligent Squirrel, and he is on an airplane en route to Vietnam, heading to an educational camp where he can learn about suing us and building a bridge for himself, highlighting how political figures are often sent away for &#8216;training&#8217; to serve their own interests.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intelligent Squirrel believes he&#8217;s in Ukraine, and we are the Biden government, printing money for corruption, wars, and more, aiming to make readers feel critical of current conflicts and policies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regards<br>Smart Cats Team<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"504\" height=\"285\" src=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-5.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9365\" srcset=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-5.png 504w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-5-255x144.png 255w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smart Racoon, We arrested Intelligent Squirrel, and he is on an airplane en route to Vietnam, heading to an educational&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9366,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9364\/revisions\/9366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}