{"id":9385,"date":"2025-12-10T12:39:05","date_gmt":"2025-12-10T18:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=9385"},"modified":"2025-12-10T12:39:05","modified_gmt":"2025-12-10T18:39:05","slug":"could-you-help-me-deport-olis-and-smart-raccoon-asap-i-am-informing-you-that-i-am-taking-them-to-animal-court-in-houston-texas-as-soon-as-possible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2025\/12\/10\/could-you-help-me-deport-olis-and-smart-raccoon-asap-i-am-informing-you-that-i-am-taking-them-to-animal-court-in-houston-texas-as-soon-as-possible\/","title":{"rendered":"Could you help me deport Olis and Smart Raccoon asap? I am informing you that I am taking them to Animal Court in Houston, Texas, as soon as possible."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mean Wolf,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Olis and Smart Raccoon are going to carefully cut a major branch at the 11 ft junction on Tree-D because it is growing toward the street.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I need that branch to help us cross the street, which is quite essential.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Could you help me deport Olis and Smart Raccoon asap? I am informing you that I am taking them to Animal Court in Houston, Texas, as soon as possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regards<br>Intelligent Squirrel<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"506\" height=\"447\" src=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-10.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9386\" srcset=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-10.png 506w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-10-255x225.png 255w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 506px) 100vw, 506px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mean Wolf, Olis and Smart Raccoon are going to carefully cut a major branch at the 11 ft junction on&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9387,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9385\/revisions\/9387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}