{"id":9635,"date":"2026-07-13T14:31:43","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T20:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/?p=9635"},"modified":"2026-07-13T14:31:43","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T20:31:43","slug":"free-food-if-we-dress-up-like-a-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/2026\/07\/13\/free-food-if-we-dress-up-like-a-cow\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Food If We Dress Up Like a Cow."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>America,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If we dress up like a cow, we will get free food from Chick-fil-A. I do not like to go to Chick-fil-A at Fairfield Towne Center because they are unkind to me, and I cannot go to Chick-fil-A at Towne Center; I would be arrested for trespassing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I would go to either Chick-fil-A Jones Road, Jersey Village, or Highway 6 after Home Depot, but I have to pay for senior citizen coffee at Highway 6, not Jersey Village. Jersey Village Chick-Fil-A is OK for the time being.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am borrowing two calves from my friend and taking them to Chick-fil-A to get free food. It is against my religion to dress up like a cow and get free food because we respect cows a lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regards<br>Olis<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"511\" src=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-19-512x511.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9636\" srcset=\"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-19-512x511.png 512w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-19-255x255.png 255w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-19-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-19.png 518w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>America, If we dress up like a cow, we will get free food from Chick-fil-A. I do not like to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9635"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9637,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9635\/revisions\/9637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/76.212.95.197\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}