World,
Our Smart Racoon was released from the federal jail today.
He was in jail because of corruption or getting money under table from AIPAC to write bad things on Gaza Strip children.
We wanted to take Smart Racoon to Mexican restaurant but we cannot because of tariff and boycotting Mexican and Canadian products.
Donald Trump, Thanks for teaching us not to buy Mexican and Canadian products.
Mexican Products, Adios Amigo
Canadian Products, Au revoir
Regards

Smart Team